Although a note of humor, I say to those who have not had a dog and cat, this is absolutely true, so that's a dog and a cat.
Extracts from the diary of a dog
8:00 - Dog Food! What I like!
9:30 - car rides! What I like!
9:40 - Walk in the park! What I like!
10:30 - petted and pampered! The most I like it!
12:00 - Lunch! What I like!
13:00 - We played in the garden! What I like!
15:00 - I wagged my tail! What I like!
17:00 - Bones! What I like!
19:00 - I played with the ball! What I like!
20:00 - Wow! I've seen on TV with people! What I like!
23:00 - Sleeping on the bed! What I like!
8:00 - Dog Food! What I like!
9:30 - car rides! What I like!
9:40 - Walk in the park! What I like!
10:30 - petted and pampered! The most I like it!
12:00 - Lunch! What I like!
13:00 - We played in the garden! What I like!
15:00 - I wagged my tail! What I like!
17:00 - Bones! What I like!
19:00 - I played with the ball! What I like!
20:00 - Wow! I've seen on TV with people! What I like!
23:00 - Sleeping on the bed! What I like!
Extracts from the diary of a cat
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to cause hanging objects to strangers. They eat fresh meat
profusely, while the other inmates and I are fed with meat sauce or some sort of dry nuggets. Although clearly show my disdain, I just eat something to keep me strong.
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I have returned to vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse, and have left his headless body at their feet. Expected to provoke fear them in their hearts, since I've shown what I can. However, have simply made condescending comments as "good Young Hunter" I am. Bastards. Tonight
have had some kind of gathering of their accomplices. I have been in solitary confinement during the meeting. Still, I could hear the noise and smell of food. I overheard that my confinement was by the power of "allergies." I have to figure out what it means, and how to use it in my favor.
Today I have almost succeeded in the attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors, when I zigzagged between his feet while walking. I have to try it again, this time at the top of the stairs.
I am sure that the other prisoners are thugs and snitches. The dog has special privileges. We regularly released - and seems more than willing to return. It is obviously delayed.
The bird must be an informant. We observe communicate with the guards regularly. I assured that informs every move I make. My captors have arranged a high protection in a cell, so it is beyond me. For now ...
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to cause hanging objects to strangers. They eat fresh meat
profusely, while the other inmates and I are fed with meat sauce or some sort of dry nuggets. Although clearly show my disdain, I just eat something to keep me strong.
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I have returned to vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse, and have left his headless body at their feet. Expected to provoke fear them in their hearts, since I've shown what I can. However, have simply made condescending comments as "good Young Hunter" I am. Bastards. Tonight
have had some kind of gathering of their accomplices. I have been in solitary confinement during the meeting. Still, I could hear the noise and smell of food. I overheard that my confinement was by the power of "allergies." I have to figure out what it means, and how to use it in my favor.
Today I have almost succeeded in the attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors, when I zigzagged between his feet while walking. I have to try it again, this time at the top of the stairs.
I am sure that the other prisoners are thugs and snitches. The dog has special privileges. We regularly released - and seems more than willing to return. It is obviously delayed.
The bird must be an informant. We observe communicate with the guards regularly. I assured that informs every move I make. My captors have arranged a high protection in a cell, so it is beyond me. For now ...
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